"WHEN I ASK FOR MAYO, I WANT MAYO DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!
Cops: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
Authorities aren't saying if the weapon he wielded was a club sandwich
PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. - A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving on Interstate 95 on Friday. Police said the 19-year-old man became angry and hit the woman in the arm and face with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off.
The victim nearly lost control of the car because she couldn't see the road and the man then allegedly ripped off the rear-view mirror and used it to shatter the windshield.
The man was freed on $7,500 bail.
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HOW'S THAT HOPE AND CHANGE WORKING OUT FOR YA ??????
"WHEN I ASK FOR MAYO, I WANT MAYO DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!
...And if you ain't down with that, I got 2 words for ya....
I take it that she doesn't care for some meat in her face?
Doesn't sound like it matters if she cares or not..lol
...And if you ain't down with that, I got 2 words for ya....
She couldn't see because the "mayo" was in her eyes...
she should have left the glasses on!
"That's it b----!!!!...You're gonna get some of this here foot long and like it!!! Go ahead and try me....I'll rip off the rearview mirror and smash the windshield out if I have to!!!...But you're gettin some of this here foot long!!!!.. (He must have just found out the baby doll he bought his kid on welfare Friday at Wal Mart said "Islam is the Light")....lol
...And if you ain't down with that, I got 2 words for ya....
I hear something odd every day.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
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